I have some trying questions for you. Now, you must not feel forced to answer them but please give them a moment's thought:
- Which came first? The cardinal, or the Cardinal
- Why green?
- Why did whales choose water?
- Why are there capital letters?
- Who made capital letters?
- Who thought that making a different way of writing letters was a good idea?
- Did capital or lowercase letters come first?
- Why do I care so much about capital letters?
- Why are clocks so loud when one is in an empty room?
- Why do people care about trees falling in the woods?
- Why are there so many tours of stupid places?
- How does fake wood look real?
- How did someone find out how to cook things?
- Seriously was someone just like "Hey lets throw our resources into a fire and see what happens"?
- Why can't I stop thinking about capital letters?
- How could I have gotten so far in life without learning that the word criteria is plural?
- Why do we have silent letters?
- Did someone just put a g and an h in some word somewhere and decide that it looked cool?
- What's the deal with evolution?
- What will happen when I die?
- THIS STUPID CAPITAL LETTERS THING IS REALLY ANNOYING ME WHY CAN'T I LET THIS GO? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Okay, I think that is enough of that for one day. That's all that I have to say.
Haha, I really like your slice, it's really funny!
ReplyDeleteI really loved reading this, Brynn. It was amazingly hilarious and clever. Wonderful work!
ReplyDeleteCaptivating..I like it! I connected especially with the clock one...clocks are SO loud.
ReplyDeleteThe cardinal thing has been annoying be for a while. I love the way these are written. Nice slice!
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